TTO: 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton Stumble out of bed with the can alarms ringing Dogs are howling and people are screaming The living dead have breached the walls again Shoot one in the face when it reaches my doorway Reloading fast before making my way Past the hoard. Just tryin' to stay alive. (chorus) Trying to stay alive. Hoping the virus won't infect me Watch them shuffle by Before dashing quick to safety They have no working mind And a penchant for grey matter Best plan if they find you: Be ready to dodge and scatter. Somehow I survive In this apocalyptic city Daily I connive To take them out before they get me. Want to move away But the raiders rule the highways I think sometimes that the zombies are gonna eat me Mmmmm... Virus, hack, or curse that caused it? Common cold or something in dog spit? Scientists, they could never really say And yeah it's sad they were my family and friends A perk when my zombie -ex met his end But I can't give up hope This will finally rot away. (chorus) Trying to stay alive. Hoping the virus won't infect me Watch them shuffle by Before dashing quick to safety They have no working mind Since cell phones hacked their brainwaves When the dead are walking Shoot their heads, forget the grave Stay alive, yeah, if you're caught by the collective You'll lead a different life And gain a new perspective. They groan they want my brain They're not after my body But all they want is To make me another zombie (chorus) Trying to stay alive. Hoping the virus won't infect me Watch them shuffle by Before dashing quick to safety They have no working mind And a penchant for grey matter When the dead are walking Be ready to dodge and scatter. Stay alive, yeah, if you're caught by the collective You'll lead a different life And gain a new perspective. They say they want my brain They're not after my body But all they want is To make me another zombie